Father Knows
Monday, 08. February 2010. 03:48 by admin
Product Description
Studio: Ariztical Entertainment Release Date: 10/30/2007 Run time: 76 minutes… More >>
Monday, 08. February 2010. 03:48 by admin
Product Description
Studio: Ariztical Entertainment Release Date: 10/30/2007 Run time: 76 minutes… More >>
February 8th, 2010 at 6:26 am
For a director who has supposedly done many porn films, this weak effort shows no signs of anyone having any film experience, except, oddly enough, the lead actor from the porn industry.
Bad writing, bad direction, atrocious acting (with the noted exception), and a badly paced film don’t add up to enough to recommend a purchase by anyone except “bad film” lovers.
I give small, independent films a break at all levels, but there’s nothing to recommend here folks…move along and be happy you did.
Rating: 1 / 5
February 8th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Bad acting, writing, and film quality. Watch the movie Shelter*****, Latter Days*****; The Trip****; Boy Culture****; Rock Haven****; even Coffee Date***. These directors, producers, and Actors have brains, and it shows in their work. Even though you have a small budget, just keep true to the story. It will be enough to carry us through to the end.
Rating: 1 / 5
February 8th, 2010 at 11:40 am
“Father Knows” has to be one of the worst films I have ever seen. The acting was horrible and after viewing, I was puzzled as to why anyone (except the producer maybe) would put up funding for this trash. I am hard pressed to find one good redeming quality. For God’s sakes keep away – life is too short.
Rating: 1 / 5
February 8th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Shot directly onto video, it’s like watching a porn flick without the porn, with a cringe value of ten. A talentless cast portraying totally unbelievable charcacters, ridiculous plot, zero production values. Twenty minutes into it and I was ready to switch it off, which I did. I decided to wait until the next day to view the balance of it, to give the filmmaker the benfeit of the doubt, and still had to switch it off after another grueling twenty minutes. Worse than Chinese water torture!
Rating: 1 / 5
February 8th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
“Father Knows” is–simply put–awful. Toby Ross, former adult film director, takes a stab at mainstream and misses the mark by a very wide margin. Supposedly about relationships (I guess; I couldn’t really tell), the characters are as cardboard as they come–along with the acting. If ANYONE can believe the “friend” could channel Zelda Reubenstein, then they could also believe that I’m Brad Pitt’s body double. Characters come and go, have little substance to them, and add nothing to this movie. Poignant, heart-tugging: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Although listed as 74 minutes long, you’ll swear you’ve just sat through a double feature. This movie is unrated and has some nudity and language…and that’s about all it has.
Rating: 1 / 5